نكت (jokes) باللّغة الانجليزيّة [closed]

Question

اكتب نكتة مضحكة مفضّلة لديك (باللغة الانجليزيّة )

write your favorite joke (and funniest).  d

Answer 1

?Why there's no windows 9

Because 7 8 9

;)

Comments

good one :D

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هههههههههه مفهمتش ممكن تشرحلي

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Windows seven ATE nine
فهمتي :)؟

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ليش ما فيه windows 9
لأن ( 7 8 9 ) و eight  نفس لفظ ate ، اي السبعة أكلت التّسعة
(عند شرح النكتة تصبح سخيفة )

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Lol

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Answer 2

Me :doctor i have problem of forgetting something within 3 sec

?Doctor :when did the problem start

?Me:which problem

Doctor :??!!!

Comments

wich*
nice one

Answer 3

Conversation 

" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do

" TEACHER:" Of course not.

" JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework

Comments

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hhhhhhhh