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Brain;
(n.) A wondrous organ that works 24/7 and 365, unless you're taking an exam.
Missed calls;
(n.) I dont miss them. I just stare at it and don't answer.
Dad;
(n.) Says he didn't want a pet, then treats the pet better than his own children.